Re: Unspoken Attraction (Dave/Karkat)

[solarOrigins]

"I've gotta keep you on your toes, besides, your rhymes still need some work. What better way to practice?"

[raunchyJanitor]

"Yeah, I know, I know..." Dave muttered, knowing very well that these rhymes were terrible, they stretched out in awkward intervals and came off as something you would expect at third grade poetry night. Well, perhaps from a certain potty mouthed third grader, but they were still pathetically amateur at best. He just couldn't shake off his anxiety and calm the fuck down. He was dealing with too much at once.

[solarOrigins]

"Hey, calm down." Bro rubbed his shoulder. "Just chill and let it come to you naturally."

[raunchyJanitor]

"I want to express how I feel about him, but the truth is, I'm about as verbally challenged as he is whenever I try to let it out." Dave let his head sink into his hands with a groan.

[solarOrigins]

"So my bro's got a lil' squeeze" Bro grinned
"A huggin and kissin' as they please,
lil' shorty's got him all happy,
makes lil' bro get all sappy,
I can't be prouder,
just got to be louder,
free-stylin this rap,
you might need a map,
get lost in the sap,
all you can think is,
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"

[raunchyJanitor]

Dave lifted his hands a bit to give Bro a sideways smirk, a brow quirked in an almost challenging manner.

"maps and sap?
Starting to think your rhyme's fulla crap,
No disrespect,
What the hell do you expect,
Maybe get some perspective,
Don't need a detective,
Spotting my fire red blush,
Yeah so I gotta little crush,
Don't need to dis me,
Unless you wanna go on fighting fit spree."

[solarOrigins]

"I'm your bro,
its what I do,
someone's gotta be embarrassin' you.
Perspective though,
got plenty ya know,
I see yer crush, 
an the way you gush,
don' need ta tell me,
cause I can plainly see,
my little man is growin up,
he ain't just my lil pup,
he's got a lover that loves him back,
well, now I'm just stating facts."

[raunchyJanitor]

Dave looked thoroughly flustered and ready to attack.

"Speakin' a facts,
let's get one thing straight,
I don't give a fuck if you realize I've taken a mate,
Seems kinda obvious though,
I mean, you got us together so,
What do you want me to say,
ololol nah, this shit ain't gay,
he's this kawaii doki doki mother fucker,
I like to choke down on his red pecker,
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Love the taste of his sticky residue,
Ah shit, TMI?
Might need to go through an MRI,
Your skull's looking busted,
Never knowing how much your baby bro's lusted,
prime troll pussy and cock,
best friend's mouth got me hard as a rock,
So I can't rap a love song without getting teased,
well fuck you, I do what I please,
I'm greedy and needy,
I know it might seem seedy,
I am not monogamous,
I think more is always a plus,
Wouldn't dream of sneaking and cheating,
Not unless I want a beating,
I love who I love unconditionally,
Even if we're related technically, legally, and genetically,
This ain't the first time I've made a pass at you,
Got brushed off, let it blister and brew,
Don't act shocked or wonder where the fuck this came from,
I've loved you ever since I could remember and then some,
You never noticed or never wanted to,
I'm not sure any more if it's just me or you,
I'm your kid brother,
you may as well be my mother,
Call me kiddo and your pup,
I think I might throw up.
Hero worship or one sided affection,
Looks like an infection,
Someone amputate this broken heart,
Should'a been put down from the start,
Wonder why it's so hard for me to think clearly,
when I'm sitting close to someone I care for so dearly and sincerely,
Looks like I shit on the fun,
Wow, hey, that's a new one,
I shouldn't take it so hard,
I'm just a bard,
You're my god damn shining star,
Guess I took this whole thing a bit too far,"

Dave was shaking at the end of his rap, about ready to vomit from how hard that had been to just get out there.

[solarOrigins]

Bro sort of stared at him as it all sort of hit him at once. And, for once, he didn't have an automatic response.

[raunchyJanitor]

Dave remained seated, awaiting the inevitable let down. Or just silence. That would be a nice change of pace after his massive word vomit.

[solarOrigins]

"I'm so speechless I can't even rap" Bro finally stated

[raunchyJanitor]

Dave let out a dry chuckle. "No kidding."

[solarOrigins]

"So... Makin passes at me huh."

[raunchyJanitor]

Dave's head sunk like a guilty dog. "Would've thought asking you to teach me how to kiss Karkat might have brought up a red flag."

[solarOrigins]

"Not really. Most Brothers share advice on stuff like that" Bro admitted.

[raunchyJanitor]

Dave rolled his eyes. "Most brothers want advice; I wanted a demonstration."

[solarOrigins]

"I didn't know that. The way you had worded it could have gone either way"

[raunchyJanitor]

"I know you didn't know that," Dave growled. "I hate that you didn't get it. I hate that I was too scared about making it obvious. I hate that what it takes just for us to share a fucking bed has to be due to the aftermath of a fight or sexual assault."

[solarOrigins]

"You know you could have crawled in with me at any point right?"

[raunchyJanitor]

"Not if I didn't want to be teased or wake up with you fucking Tav next to my head," Dave hissed.

[solarOrigins]

"I wouldn't have teased you" Bro protested.

[raunchyJanitor]

"Yeah, for some reason, that never occurred to me," Dave grumbled. "Look, point is, I love you. I love you in more ways than I should. I know you don't love me like that and now that you know what's been eating me alive my whole life, we can kick it back under the rug and say it never happened."

[solarOrigins]

"Sorry" Bro frowned. "I don't want to make you feel bad, but there isn't much I can actually do"

[raunchyJanitor]

"I'm not asking you to do anything!" Dave snapped. "I don't expect you to reciprocate or reject me or change a damn thing about yourself. I just needed you to know before I had a fucking aneurysm."

[solarOrigins]

"Oh. Well in that case I know, so calm your tits" Bro replied, tossing an arm around him.

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