Re: Unspoken Attraction (Dave/Karkat)

raunchyJanitor Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:15 am

Dave sat right up when Jake mentioned that. "Fuck that's right, he might be up right now. Maybe... I mean, possibly, trolls usually seem to sleep during the day, but I still want to check."

**solarOrigins** Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:54 pm

"There's no harm in checking" Jake smiled

raunchyJanitor Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:20 pm

Dave scrambled for his laptop and set it on his lap, logging in as fast as he could with one hand.

**solarOrigins** Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:37 pm

Karkat was already logged on.

raunchyJanitor Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:42 am

Dave sent him a quick message.

'Hey, my sweet and salty crab quiche, how's it going?'

**solarOrigins** Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:48 am

CG: WHAT IS A QUICHE?

raunchyJanitor Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:33 am

TG: it's a pie
TG: but with eggs and cheese
TG: and like you, it's delicious to eat

**solarOrigins** Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:02 am

CG: I THOUGHT PIES WERE MADE OF FRUIT?

raunchyJanitor Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:06 am

TG: usually but that's where quiche comes in and says fuck your blueberries and apples
TG: im putting bacon and cheese in this pie
TG: or crab in this case

**solarOrigins** Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:07 am

CG: NOW I AM HUNGRY
CG: I WANT PANCAKES
CG: WITH FACES ON THEM

raunchyJanitor Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:26 am

TG: baby you cant even begin to understand how badly i want to make you a pancake and decorate it with whip cream and strawberry hearts right now
TG: wanna fold a swan in a napkin and write something almost as sickly sweet and gooey as the syrup you're going to get all over it when you try to use it before you realize it's not just a napkin but a love letter
TG: wanna kiss your milk mustache right off your face after you're all finished too
TG: god damn i wanna make breakfast for you

**solarOrigins** Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:33 am

CG: THEN YOU NEED TO COME OUT HERE AND MAKE ME BREAKFAST

raunchyJanitor Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:36 am

TG: i will, soon as everything is cleared up over here

**solarOrigins** Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:39 am

CG: PROMISE?

raunchyJanitor Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:45 am

TG: dude i fucking pinky swear
TG: shit dont get more real than that

**solarOrigins** Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:09 pm

CG: GOOD BECAUSE I THINK I'M GETTING BETTER
CG: IT DOESN'T HURT MY FINGERS AS MUCH TO TYPE

raunchyJanitor Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:23 pm

TG: good because i was gonna ask if you wanted to get on cam since i get the whole, trying to type while youre in pain thing
TG: especially since im trying to type with one hand here but youre worth it

**solarOrigins** Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:21 pm

CG: IF YOU WANT

raunchyJanitor Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:38 pm

TG: it was kinda hard trying to pick up what you were signing to me what with the cam lagging and all
TG: so this is cool
TG: though it would be pretty sweet if you were down to let me watch you type on cam
TG: not like
TG: you know
TG: breathing heavy into my mic and petting my womb ferret while listening to you clickety clacking your capslock for me
TG: its just that my memory is bad and i think i need a refresher for what you look like
TG: yeah

**solarOrigins** Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:43 pm

CG: WHAT'S A WOMB FERRET?

raunchyJanitor Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:52 pm

TG: my albino asparagus
TG: my one eyed cow killer
TG: my pajama python
TG: my cream cannon
TG: my disco stick?

**solarOrigins** Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:56 pm

CG: FOR SOME REASON I THINK THOSE ARE EUPHPMISMS FOR YOUR HUMAN BULGE
CG: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU CONSIDERED TOUCHING YOURSELF WITHOUT ME THERE?

raunchyJanitor Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:07 am

TG: wasnt actually considering doing it
TG: might upset somebody if i just whip it out right now
TG: though why anybody would be upset to behold my strider schlong is a mystery

**solarOrigins** Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:26 am

CG: DO YOU WANT TO VIDEO CHAT OR NOT?

raunchyJanitor Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:39 am

TG: yes i want to video chat

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