Something Grown Tog8ther (Jade/Vriska)

[Zeke]

You swear, John must be the stupidest sentient creature to ever exist anywhere. You've been after him for weeks, and he still hasn't got a clue how crazy you are for him; and, if the other trolls are to be believed, you know a thing or two about crazy. It's pretty infuriating, really. It makes you want to break eightballs. It wakes you want to go play FLARP again, just so you can destroy some newbs. It make you want to claw, tear, bite, maim. It make you want to hate. But who? Who is there to direct these feelings at? Not John, of course, he's too sweet. Karkat has always been hateable, but he's got that hatecrush on John. Eridan is out of the fucking question, because just no. No one else really measures up to your standards.

You suppose you'll just see who's on Trollian and bitch at someone until you feel better. You choose a name at random from the userlist.

- - arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG] - -
AG: H8Y FUCKASS
AG: What kind of useless are you 8eing today????????

You make sure that your statement is as ambiguous as possible, since you didn't even look to see who you were trolling.

[raunchyJanitor]

You wake up to the sound of your lunchtop pestering you, a fresh nightmare stuck in your head even though you do not recall having fallen asleep in the first place. The room glows a faint green from your holographic keyboard, the only current light in the room because it's night time and you should be sleeping at this hour. Your lunchtop is tilted sideways on your lap and after you adjust your glasses to get a better look, you see that you had a browser open on Ebeach for the new flowery Squiddle.

When you refresh the browser, you see that someone else had bought it and you pout, your buck teeth gnawing on your bottom lip in an attempt to hold the developing tears back. You must have fallen asleep before you could place your bid! And all of the other flower print Squiddles were far too pricey to even consider a fair deal!

Then there's that sound of you getting pestered again and you look down to the glowing yellow icon at the bottom of the screen and discover that you aren't being pestered, but in fact trolled.

GG: im sorry
GG: i just woke up!
GG: dont you have anything better to do?
GG: because i think youre wasting your time!